especially for me.

‘Tidakkah engkau perhatikan, bahawa Allah mengetahui apa yang ada di langit dan apa yang ada di bumi? Tidak ada perbicaraan rahsia antara 3 orang, melainkan Dialah yang keempatnya. Dan tidak ada 5 orang, melainkan Dialah yang keenamnya. Dan tidak ada yang kurang dari itu atau lebih banyak, melainkan Dia pasti ada bersama mereka di mana pun mereka berada. Kemudian Dia akan memberitakan kepada mereka pada Hari Kiamat apa yang mereka telah kerjakan. Sesungguhnya, Allah Maha Mengetahui segala sesuatu.’
(Surah Al-Mujadilah; Ayat 7)

Ketidakpuasan hati membawe kepada pengumpatan. Make baiklah kite bersabar atas kerenah orang. Nasihat ni ditujukan lebih kepada diri aku berbanding orang lain.

Ya Allah, Kau masukkanlah aku di dalam golongan orang2 yang bersabar. Amin..

my wireless internetless.

internet wireless umah aku sungguh menguciwekan.
sekejap ade sekejap xde, seperti chipsmore pule die.
ratio ke'ada'an internet dengan ke'tiada'an internet adelah 1:10
aku slalu update blog pon gune microsoft word. ble ade nternet, cpat2 aku copy paste kat blogspot ni.
sorry kepade sesape yang tersenarai dlm 'they write, i'll read'.
i really read ur posts, but ble nk drop comment, internet mule sengal balik.
but still, ur posts (i mean ALL), mmg menarik dan mengisi mase lapang aku.
tocei.

i wish i can sleep.

it's already 2 am. tomorrow ade lecture, from 7 am to 4 pm. ini x bley jadik. aaa..cmne ni? aku nk tdo! tula sape suro gatal sgt sental kopi org. rasain lho.(bahase indon ni). nk bace lecture notes pon da ilang mood. ish3, ni da masok bulan pose. setan pon da kene ikat, tp aku still mls nk study. mmg nmpk sgt la aku yang pemalas, x payah tggu setan hasot. huhu.

mls da nk wat post in english. aiyo.. pe nk jadik ni. x cemelang la english aku. indon da membinasekan kehebatan english aku. (angkat bakol naik lif ni). geleng kepale pnoh kekesalan.

btw, lately, aku rase cm aku da maken mtg. apekah simptom2 dan gejale2 kematangan aku? (nyamok ni kaco daun btolla, tensen aku nk blogging pon x tenang). sambung ke topik kte tadi. sampai mane da? oh, simptom2 kematangan aku. aku impressed dgn diri sendiri, sebabnye adelah;

1- time pegi kua jalan2 di shopping complex, aku da mle ske mengusha sofa, lampu, tv. x ketinggalan juge peti ais. aiyo, ini barang2 org da berumah tangge.
apsal aku ske usha mende2 tu? sbb aku da stat pk konsep umah yg aku nk. aku ske konsep ikea, nmpk elegan. (ya tuhan murahkanlah rezekiku supaye ku dpt merealisasikan umah impian ikea yg mhl menjerut arteri di leher). ble usha sofa, aku usha yg stail moden. yang kayu x nk. yang kulit pon x nk.
ble usha lampu, aku ske yg simple, tp design die unik. ble usha tv, aku ske yg besau, n skrin die x tebal. aku pon ske usha umah gk. aku nk umah yg kecik tp lawa n simple cm ikea. x nk besar2 sgt, pnat nk bersihkan. tp nk indoor swimming pool. and aku rase aku nk upah org bersihkan lumut2 kat swimming pool tu nnti.

mungken aku perlu mewarisi harte donald trump untok merealisasikan hasrat yg sunggoh x realistik ni.

2- aku da stat bkak web2 yg tnjk resepi mskn. matang x? ini merupakan simptom yg besar.

tibe dah masenye ntok berpijak di bumi nyate. mari tdo.

ospek.

“pssssssss psssssssss pssssss, BUM!!! MAMPUS AKU!!”

Aish, rase da x sanggup nk sebut balik ayat2 kat atas ni. Ni namenye salam dewa dewi (senior yg ospek kitorang yg glar diri dorang dewa dewi). Kat usu, orientasi dipanggil as ospek. Smpai skrg aku xtau ospek 2 name sebena die ke, or akronim die je. Seriously, tanye la mane2 dak usu yg da kene ospek, mati idop balik pon kitorang x nk kene ospek lagi. Huhu.

Tapi skarang da 2nd year. Tgk ade lak junior baru yg masuk. Aaaa.. eksited pule saye nk tgk cmne dorang kene ospek. Tp yg penting tradisi xkan brubah, ragging die cemelang tahap terulung abad ini. Cme stail je lain. Tp aku tau satu mende; ospek fakultas kedokteran always pegang rekod d most horrible ospek dlm usu ni. Hoho.

On d way dr umah sewe aku ke kampus, mcm2 stail ospek aku bley observe from many faculties. Aku tgk uniform ospek dak2 law faculty. Aku bley sengih je ble tgk dorang. Yang laki kene pakai showercap pink, yang pompuan pakai showercap ijau. Pulak tu, siap kene bawak bakul yg mkck2 slalu gne g psr 2. adoih, sakit perot aku tgk dorang pnye uniform.

Yang fakulti sastera plak, kene pakai cebok atas pale. Punye la stail. Ade lak dak laki tu cebok die x muat kepale, adoi dik, sengsare idop ko nk ospek 5 ari camtu. Ade yg bajek nk lain dr yg lain, g bli baldi kecik siap ade tangkai bergaye, last2 sarung kat pale gk. Agaknye time senior briefing psl brg2 yg kene bawak ntok ospek, dorang xtau kut cebok tu kene ltak ats pale. Hasilnye, sungguh meberangsangkan, cebok bsr sgt x nmpk mate la, kecik sgt x muat pale la. Adoi2 saba la ye korang. 5 ari je.

Fakultas farmasi lagi mrepek. Kene pakai corong turas atas pale. Adoi, cm trojan lak aku tgk dorang. Tanduk corong turas tu bkan main lagi tggi melangit. Uniform fakulti aku la plg komplikated dan meriah. Bahagian kepale je kene pakai topi yg diperbuat dr bola sepak. Atas bola sepak 2, kene cacak serumpun daun pandan. Cacak yg seriously cacak. Aku pon naik konpius tgk daun dorang tu, daun pandan ke, daun lidah buaye. Cacak sgt haha. Kalo x cacak daun pndan tu abes ar kene dera terok ngn dewa dewi ospek 2.
Kat pergelangn tgn diorang, kene pakai bawang putih bwg merah selang seli. Aku tgk ade sorg junior 2 kene pakse makan bawang putih ngn merah sebijik mentah2 tu. Sian bdak tu. Da abes mkn bwg, kene mkn petai mentah lak. Adus2.

X cukop lagi dgn penderaan tu, junior2 tu disuro sapu tangan kat ketiak 5 minit. Pas sapu2, kene ltak tgn tu kat idong kwn sblh, kasik kwn bau. Mak oi, bley pengsan. Mane tahan dowh, bau bawang cmpo petai cmpo bau ketiak. Worst combination, bley rosak cilia idong dorang akibat penderaan bau yang berprestij itu.Dulu aku pon da cukop merase. X sanggop tgk dorg kene cm2. tp nk wat cmne. Senior yg baik cm aku ni bley membenci dr jauh je disamping menggelak2kan uniform dorang haha.

Okai la. Byk sgt da mepek ni. Power point x siap lagi. Hoho. Bajek cemelang sgt la bley blogging time wat assignment. Ciao.

e-walimatul urus.

'dengan sukacitanya saya ingin memaklumkan kepada tuan puan serta seisi keluarga untuk memeriahkan majlis walimatul urus anak saya, si polan bin si polan serta bakal isterinya.

sekiranya tuan dan puan ingin menjamu selera bagi majlis nikah ini, tuan dan puan boleh membuka laman web http://laukpaukkendurisayepunye.com/ dan menempah apa2 sahaja menu yang telah cathering kami sediakan. pihak cathering boleh menghantar makanan yang ditempah ke rumah tuan dan puan dalam masa 5 minit sahaja.

tuan dan puan juga boleh menyaksikan majlis akad nikah dan majlis persandingan secara live di laman web http://videokahwinanaksaya.com/. acara renjis merenjis juga turut dipaparkan.

untuk mendapatkan siaran semula, tuan dan puan boleh membuka youtube.com, pandai2 carik sendiri.

sekian terima kasih.'

dis is my dad's repekan ble die tgh masak kat dapor. i hope he won't apply his crazy idea for my wedding. wish me luck.

how peaceful malaysia can be without me.

according to d title above, d writer has no any intention to admit dat she's officially become an indonesian from now on. it's just d episodes, d episodes in malaysia dat she awares of after she started her waa-busan-gle-x-tahan kind of holiday.
i'm having my 2 months holidei. it's been just a month in malaysia, n there's soOOoo many things (saye mengexaggeratekan diri) happening in dis country. not to mention bout d kenaikan harge minyak (excluding minyak sapi, minyak masak, minyak zaitun mahupun minyak rambut), kenaikan harge minyak yg sunggoh agung itu become my red carpet when i arrived to my hometown.
did u ever answer dis kind of hypothesis in ur science exam paper when u're standard 4,5 and 6? d answer kind of:
semakin ____ semakin _____,
or,
jika________, maka_______.
does it ring a bell? no? xpe. x kene sule pon kalo x ingat.
the semakin mahal harge minyak, semakin mahal harge barang hypothesis suits well wit malaysian situation. d rakyat semakin sengsare conclusion ends my 1st episode.
d second episode now come into d picture. harge elektrik naik pule. i wonder if they angkut d electrical power by bus or wut from house to house? i can't see d relationship btween kenaikan harge minyak dgn harge lektrik. who cn see d relationship here? raise up ur hand please.
ya, now we'll move to d third episode. anwar n d sodomy issue? aiyee.. i have no comment bout dis, it's just another episode happened here, let's just leave it to d pros.
n d latest episode, ade manusia bersumpah najib bunuh altantuya. i'm not dat fond to political issue, but like i've mentioned b4, it's just another episode.

yeah wutever it is, maybe malaysia will be more peaceful without me here. ye ke?

7 facts.

a big thanx to Ateqs coz aku baru tau pe maksod tag-mengetag nih.

okai now, start!

7 facts about me:

1- i'm afraid of thunder. kalo ade kilat kat lua umah sabung menyabung dengan dasat, d most hebat thing u can expect from me is bkak pintu umah for 5 secs.

2- i love prison break more than any other series. micheal scofield, would u be my boyfriend?

3- d worst combination colours i dislike 2 years ago, now become my favourite --> grey+pink. it's quite similar to yin yang concept. slelah teke sendiri, which one is yang?

4- i'll always sleep in lights-on, unless ble blackout. coz, i'm afraid of being in d dark alone.

5- i'm an owl when there's no classes at least 4 a week. dun expect me to reply ur message at 9 am.

6- aku da pnat pk pe nk jwb, gimme a break.

7- i got an A for my maths last sem but i never get one for my core subjects. ade x rase aura2 aku tersalah amik course?



7 things that scare me:

1- like i've mentioned b4, thunder yg sabung menyabung tanpe belas kasihan.

2-leech, euww. maybe d creature are really good in gymnastic, but dat doesn't gimme gud impression.

3- death. who doesn't scare of death?

4-earthquake. since i'm in lingkaran api pasifik area, i have to search for some updates.

5- medical check-up. dya noe u can get HIV n hepatitis easily, either u realize it or not. from now on, dun share ur foods or drinks with others. it can prevent hepatitis. prevention is better than cure rite?

6-iklan cte antu pade pukul 3 am. i did mention dat i'm an owl when it's holiday kan?

7- people's 1st impression. i hate 1st impression. i dun go well wit dat. i prefer to make a presentation in front of people dat i'm familiar with instead of people who tend to feel apekah-wanita-ini-sedang-lakukan-di-papan-presentation. they are judging me.


7 songs at the moment:

i have no list. i dun listen to indon's radio. anybody, any suggestion?


7 things i always say:

1. serius lho? (u can imagine the 'serius' pronunciation in indon version)

2. bkan maen lagi.

3,4,5,6,7- ask people who(m?) always have a chat wit me.


7 people i tag:

no one i think. ateqs tagged them for me. ahaha. sorry ateqs, u're my watak utame since i'd mention ur name in 3 posts out of 4.

pantun tradisional.

Its already midnite. Im sleepy but I cant sleep. Tgh2 mlm ni xde mood lak nk wat post dlm English.. hmm..
Bak kate ateqs, blogspot ni kene slalu update post, or else admin 2 tutup akaun kte. Aku cm da nmpk mase dpan blog aku yang berbalam-balam ble ateqs wat statement 2. biaule.

Btw, dya have any idea how gerun a traditional pantun can be if susunan pantun 2 tunggang langgang? Actually, I just knew it when I had my breakfast wit my family. Ntah angin pe yg g rasuk sis aku, tetibe je die nk berpantun time breakfast td. Breakfast+pantun=bengong dan tahape2.

Time kte kecik2 dulu, sure familiar gle ngn pantun ni;

Buah cempedak di luar pagar,
Ambil galah tolong jolokkan;
Saya budak baru belajar,
Kalau salah tolong tunjukkan.

Tu time kecik2, ble da makin tue bangke ni, kte pon stat la reke pantun tradisional sndiri. Sambil mengunyah makanan dengan asyiknye, akak aku pon mle la berpantun;

”Buah cempedak di luar pagar,
Masak sebiji di atas peti;
Err.... bintun, pe sambungan die ha? Yong da lupe.”

Aku pon dengan tenangnye menjawab,

“ntah la yong, yang masak sebijik atas peti 2 bkan pisang ke? Sejak ble bertuka jadik buah nangke?“

Ayah aku plak serte merte g sambong,

“buah cempedak di luar pagar,
masak sebiji di atas peti;
saya budak baru blajar,
kalau salah, pukullah sampai mati”

pastu ayah aku pon sengeh lebar smacam. .

Ade sesape nk btolkan panton ni?